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Lane Kiffin vs. the SEC? Oh, I Am Here for This
Welp, here we go.
And honestly, I am here for it.
Lane Kiffin may be the most interesting thing we have in college football right now. The dude is the ultimate wild card. He is just built differently. His character is so different from most of the buttoned-up leaders in this sport. He’s unpredictable. He’s defiant. He’s a little clunky. Well, maybe a lot clunky. He’s controversial. Honestly, he’s a bit of a putz. A successful putz but a putz, nonetheless.
And now he might be preparing to spar with the SEC itself.
The more I watch what is happening at LSU, the more I think this isn’t an accident. This feels like an institutional strategy. LSU has become the land of misfit toys.
Lane Kiffin running football. Kim Mulkey running women’s basketball. Will Wade back in Baton Rouge running men’s basketball.
It’s the land of perceived sleaze and slime. The land of the gray area. The place where rules can sometimes feel more like suggestions than hard realities.
And you know what? It may work brilliantly. The people of Louisiana sure hope so. The damn state’s governor, Jeff Landry, basically designed this entire coup, so nobody want this to work more than him. Heck his entire political future likely depends on this working.
Every LSU fan I know is all-in on Kiffin, Wade and Mulkey. They don’t want a lecture about the moral high ground. They want championships. I was having this exact conversation with my buddy Sam the other day. Sam is a devout Tiger fan from Louisiana and my fraternity brother.
Just win, baby. And would most of us feel differently if it were our school? Probably not. It’s always easier to discover your principles when your rival is exploiting the loophole. But from the outside, LSU is becoming fascinating because it increasingly looks like the school most willing to ask a simple question:
Does the ethics actually matter anymore?
And if the answer isn’t absolutely yes, LSU seems perfectly willing to find out.
Enter the NFL-to-LSU pipeline
This latest fight comes from the NCAA’s eligibility mess involving athletes from the high school class of 2022.
A Louisiana judge temporarily blocked the NCAA from preventing a group of athletes from competing in 2026-27 based on their signing professional contracts, agent contracts or participating in professional sporting events, provided they terminate those contracts and repay professional money before playing a college game.
LSU didn’t create the court ruling. But Lane Kiffin sure as hell wasn’t going to ignore it. To Lane, this ruling was simply yet another path to building a winning roster.
LSU has now moved to add former Ole Miss players Dae’Quan Wright and Zxavian Harris after both spent time in NFL camps. Wright signed with the Cleveland Browns and actually played in NFL preseason games. Harris spent time with the New Orleans Saints.
Of course they have.
This is Lane Kiffin we’re talking about.
If you create a loophole in college football, Lane isn’t going to complain about it.
He’s going to drive a team bus through it.
And Kiffin isn’t backing down
Kiffin went on The Pat McAfee Show Tuesday and essentially asked why everyone suddenly discovered their moral outrage now.His argument is actually pretty compelling. Courts have repeatedly interfered with NCAA eligibility rules. Diego Pavia went to court and won another season of eligibility. Trinidad Chambliss went to court and won the ability to continue playing.
College football adjusted.
So Kiffin’s question is basically: Why are these court orders different?
Why does everybody respect a judge when the ruling produces an outcome college football likes, but suddenly start talking about the sanctity of college athletics when a ruling produces something uncomfortable?
Kiffin accused the conferences of applying a double standard.
And here’s the thing:
I think he may actually have a point.
I also honestly don’t give a shit about the supposed existential danger here.
This isn’t suddenly going to turn college football into a developmental league filled with 28-year-old NFL veterans.
This particular mess grew out of how the NCAA handled eligibility for the 2022 class. It’s a bizarre, narrow moment created by an eligibility system that has been rewritten, challenged and litigated into oblivion.
I wish this were college football’s biggest problem.
Kiffin doesn’t care about the pearl-clutching. He sees players who a court says can play football. He sees other schools that could recruit them. And he thinks he’d be an idiot not to take them. That’s the renegade in him.
Lane Kiffin is Razor Ramon in the ‘90s.
He’s the bad guy.
Hell, LSU is starting to feel like the NWO.
And Greg Sankey is Eric Bischoff desperately trying to keep control of Nitro.
The Big Ten is making SEC look BAD
On Tuesday, the Big Ten stopped talking and acted.
The conference formally adopted a rule preventing football players from competing at Big Ten schools if they have signed a professional contract, appeared on a professional roster, or declared for the NFL Draft as underclassmen and failed to withdraw before the deadline.
Whatever you think of the rule itself, the Big Ten drew a line.
The SEC hasn’t. Yet. Because, well, LSU, of course.
And that makes the SEC look weak.
Because its presidents can release statements. Greg Sankey can talk about the integrity of college athletics. Everyone can agree that this isn’t how they envisioned the system working. Meanwhile, Lane Kiffin is standing in Baton Rouge saying:
The court says they’re eligible. I’m recruiting them. What are you going to do about it?
That’s the question now.
Hans Blix vs. Lane Kiffin
The SEC statement Monday reminded me of Hans Blix threatening to inspect the palace in Team America: World Police.
Credit to my friend Chris Ciluffo for that one. He texted it to me during the show today and I couldn’t stop laughing.
Because that’s sort of where we are. The SEC is issuing stern warnings about what college athletics should be. Lane Kiffin is operating in the world of what college athletics actually is.
That’s an enormous distinction.
For years, the NCAA was the organization that supposedly kept everyone in line. Then the courts systematically stripped away its authority. Now the conferences are discovering that they may have to become the cops themselves.
The Big Ten just volunteered for the job.
Will the SEC?
Because if the SEC follows the Big Ten and adopts its own rule banning these players, this story changes dramatically.
It isn’t LSU versus the NCAA anymore. It could become LSU versus the SEC. And I don’t know if LSU blinks. I don’t think they will. Not this group.
This entire operation feels built for exactly this moment—a university administration with a high tolerance for risk, coaches who aren’t particularly interested in winning popularity contests, and a fan base that wants to win.
Lane Kiffin is a massive pain in Greg Sankey’s ass.
And I suspect Lane absolutely loves it. The SEC now must decide whether it’s willing to do more than issue statements. Because the renegades in Baton Rouge are calling its bluff. And I can’t wait to see who blinks first.
And I suspect Lane absolutely loves it. The SEC now must decide whether it’s willing to do more than issue statements. Because the renegades in Baton Rouge are calling its bluff. And I can’t wait to see who blinks first.
How do you see this playing out? Leave comments in the story and let me know. I’ll read comments on Show Pony Live, the podcast!